Diamonds and Coal

Diamond to Gail. I love you!

Diamonds to Steve Jobs for making everyone say iPod with a Bostonian accent.

Many, many diamonds to Dot Comic. no matter how stressful things get, you guys make my day better!

Diamond to on-call SafeRide for picking me up at Liquid… I mean the bookstore.

A diamond to the Ratty for finally offering Splenda. How Brown of you to broaden my choice of chemical substances.

Diamond to Ruth Simmons. Any friend of Whitney Houston is a friend of mine.

A diamond to the person who returned my wallet to Gail at the Ratty and to Kevin and everyone at Brown Dining Services who helped return it to me! It’s nice to know that there are truly honest people out there.

Diamond to Professor Heywood of Cell and Molecular Biology for making every lecture sound like a Planet Earth segment.

Diamond to the BDH staff for letting everyone join in on the diamonds and coal fun.

Diamond to the space between the sliding doors at JWW for being the most inexplicably warm place on campus.