Diamonds and Coal

Coal to plates at the Gate being bigger than the trash hole.

COAL TO THIS FUCKING WEATHER

24 coals to Tedeschi for changing the name of Store 24. The old name wasn’t exactly accurate, but at least it had flair.

Coal to prospectandmeeting.com. It gets your curiosity going: maybe it was George or Brook? But to find out you’d have to give them false Hope.

Coal to anyone who thinks Lady Gaga could *ever* be “overplayed.”

Coal to gray ponytail guy at the Rock for enforcing the “no food” rule. My apple isn’t going to hurt your books — I promise!

Coal to Vdub cup shrinkage. Was the dishwasher too cold?

Coal to the Ratty for eliminating the one thing I knew I could always count on when I’m there, Honey Bunches of Oats cereal. Now I’ll have a lot more trouble finding something to substitute dinner for.

Coal to today’s snow for skipping the pretty and going straight to the shitty.

Coal to classes that switch rooms without warning. Because designing a Brown schedule isn’t mysterious enough already?