Diamonds and Coal

Coal to plates at the Gate being bigger than the trash hole.

Diamond to Gail. I love you!

COAL TO THIS FUCKING WEATHER

Diamonds to Steve Jobs for making everyone say iPod with a Bostonian accent.

Many, many diamonds to Dot Comic. no matter how stressful things get, you guys make my day better!

24 coals to Tedeschi for changing the name of Store 24. The old name wasn’t exactly accurate, but at least it had flair.

Diamond to on-call SafeRide for picking me up at Liquid… I mean the bookstore.

Coal to prospectandmeeting.com. It gets your curiosity going: maybe it was George or Brook? But to find out you’d have to give them false Hope.

Coal to anyone who thinks Lady Gaga could *ever* be “overplayed.”

A diamond to the Ratty for finally offering Splenda. How Brown of you to broaden my choice of chemical substances.