Diamonds and Coal

Diamond to Professor Heywood of Cell and Molecular Biology for making every lecture sound like a Planet Earth segment.

Coal to the closing of Faunce arch. Gives new meaning to “you can’t get there from here.”

Coal to BSA for failing to properly anticipate the server burden of everyone trying to order tickets at once.

Diamond to the increase of chalking around campus to replace tableslips.

Coal to this site for devaluing the amazing-ness of diamonds and coals in the BDH by: allowing us to rate other people D&Cs, thereby awarding diamonds and coals to…others’ diamonds and coals!

diamond for getting notifications that someone you havent talked to in years wrote on your wall. COAL for realizing it was spam.

Millions of tiny fluffy diamonds to all of us — from, the Sky

Diamonds to Steve Jobs for making everyone say iPod with a Bostonian accent.

Cubic zirconia to WiSE (women in science and engin). The term “SciLi Challenge” has already been taken. It’s a drinking game (take a shot on each floor of the SciLi, working from the top floor down)

A Coal to the Post for its failure to appear in any copy of the Herald this morning.